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Jace proposing the Will Herondale way
Jace: Of course you can have a true Shadowhunter name. You can have mine.
Clary: ...Which one?
Percy: Why me? You and I never got along. Why would you want a loose cannon on your team?
Juno: Because I know you, Percy Jackson. In many ways, you are impulsive, but when it comes to your friends, you are as constant as a compass needle. You are unswervingly loyal, and you inspire loyalty. You are the glue that will unite the seven
Percy: Great. I always wanted to be glue.
-The Son of Neptune
Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
rneerkat: do u ever have those days where u just want to do something crazy like climb onto a roof or set somebody on fire
So I tried to make polite conversation with our...
Me: Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
Little girl: *hides behind her mom*
Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her.
Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah...
Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
Little girl: *shakes head*
Me: Ron? Harry?
Little girl: I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
Little Girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
Me: That's...fun too.